Even if it was real, the only way I would accept it is if it had the versatility of the N900. Without having to work my *** off to get past some phone-bricking chip built in to prevent rooting the phone.

Seriously, for all the complaints against the N900 (many of which I agree with), for all the pretty-good stuff that the other phone OSs bring in, I still don't think I've seen something that can make me as satisfied as the N900 did. Three shiny screens and ridiculously cool tech is nice, but not necessarily sufficient for me to truly like a device.