I'd love to see an implementations of suspension, that is, to revoke the rights of users like OP to start new threads for an X period. All it does (a thread like this) is pollute the board and if people are too stupid to even read the thread suggestions being made the moment you start a new thread, you might as well be considered semi illiterate.

I don't think I'm being harsh here. In real life, I refuse to help people like this and sometimes, I even enjoy to see them ruining there devices. Serves them just right.