Yet another "latest rumor": Elop will announce on MWC that Nokia is about to fire all its stock holders and hire new ones. "Stockholders are mean", said Elop, "They go and demand stuff and we're like 'no way' and they're like 'yes way' and then we're like 'noooo way' and then they're like 'give us OSs and stuff' and we're like 'take teh symbians!' and they're like 'not good enough, you'll all lose your jobs'... shareholders are just MEAN".

I swear thats what he said.