Why don't you just get a Viliv N5 or any other x86 UMPC or tablet and slap a Linux on it? You could install WINE on it and really be ahead of the N800 (and N900). The N5 has a 1.3GHz CPU, 32GB SSD, 1GB ram, GPS, camera, and a 4.8" screen with 1024 x 600 resolution. I think it can even take a sim card and make phone calls! Come to think of it, why doesn't every N900 user get one of these too...