Where's the "none of the above" option?

If I have to change my n900 for another phone (which i'm going to do if it breaks), im getting a nokia 1100 for calls and sms, and a windows 7 tablet.

The mobile phone os wars is getting boring, and neither one of those options is appealing to me
wp7, not mature enough;
Android, 50 "different" devices, different versions of the same os, you never know if the manufacturer is going to update it to last version, etc;
iphone, would only use it if i got it for free;
webos, should have let it die when they had a chance;
meego, by the time it gets to the streets (if it ever hits the streets), it will be outdated.