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#29
Well, first off, I'd bite the the muggers ear off, then I'd let him get away with the phone.
Next I call my mates. When they arrive, we all go into the nearest bar and I shout “I've just been mugged. Has anyone got a mobile phone?”
And the first tw@t that jumps up and shouts “I've got one 'ere mate” is the target.