Background: Every ones in a while and for some reason or the other, I find myself rummage around (often in the dark) after my phone. Nine times out of ten, I find it with the display facing down. This really starts to irritate me, especially when I put the phone in my pillowcase since I use the lovely Sleepanalyser or just put it really "away-away". Sometimes even that do any good, without any booze involved.

tl;dr. This raises some questions.
· Hardware hacks?
· Software hacks?

Hardware hacks : Well, this bit seem an easy one. However, how well executed.. oh time will tell. I ordered a some Ultra Green v10 Glow in the Dark Powder that I will mix with epoxy and err.. smear that glue err.. "around a bit". At first I thought about fill the Nokia letters, but since I always hated logos generally and as you all know, all to well about "certain recent events" have not made me less reluctant so to speak...

Software hacks : I guess one could ssh in the phone/call with skype/call it with another cell. But besides that I know next to nothing.

Is it even possible to monitor the mic, without draining the battery "in mere seconds" ?
It would be really nice to have some "Here boy *whistle*"-application.