How-To:
Meet them again, somewhere. Slowly, rise your middle finger, and show it to them.
Now, say this: "**** you all!"

That's all...

You need Flash Tweak... I don't know about the camera, yeah, not very good... But I don't care...

Install EasyDebian, Android, MeeGo, etc etc on it, and show it to them... Ask them to do the same with their phones, and when they failed, tell them that your device is more than a phone... What they have, is a good phone, what you have though, is the best mobile-computer in the world.