Some very nice ones in this thread!

Here's my initial setup:


Then I broke up with my girlfriend, and obviously replaced her with some useful DCE widgets. Gnrl and Slnt are for "General" and "Silent" profiles. The system font got changed in favour of Century Gothic, and I got a bigger clock with Advanced Clock Plugin. I also spaced out the top row buttons a bit to make them easier to hit.



I also replaced the clock app and lockscreen background files (/usr/share/themes/alpha/backgrounds/) with simple, solid black:


The files for changing the lock slider are in /usr/share/themes/alpha/images/