Well, at the end of the day, my N900 might not be wafer thin but thanks to all these great suggestions I was able to get things to work nicely. Sure, FB is a waste of time, agreed, but when someone says, "Hey, check out Joe Schmoe's new profile pic" and while I struggle to get it to do that one simple thing people all around the table look at me with the face that says, Here he goes again with his 'crazy Nokia'... it wasn't a great moment. But I came back with the texting race, better photos, 13 apps all open at the same time, and a bunch of other cool stuff I can't remember, and it was agreed that my phone does in fact have a massive set of balls.

The world keeps turning fellas. Let's enjoy it. And keep our one N900 out on proud display next to those 15 iPhones and Droids