Well, I'll humour you instead and I'll take your big fat boring essay and raise you one concise line..... I just opened 30 web pages and my 2 month old phone is laggy as hell.
And battery hungry big time! with CPU running 100% it wont last longer then 1 ~ 2 hours. So the multitasking option to run 24 apps is sad and not useful.
Because they arent minimized - this isnt windows. They are simply put into the background. Hence the term multi-task.
You can't have both man. You want a true multi-tasking OS then you gotta take the good with the bad.