I'm glad to see that danramos found the post useful though
I get it was a 'this looks shopped' joke my mece now. I blame myself for adding credibility to it as being a serious challenge by jumping on it so quick, thus causing other members to miss the joke. It's my fault. My sense of humour appears to be experiencing intermittent failures today... I'm off to look around some shops with the missus. If I was posting this on The Register I'd include Paris, because she'd recognise a shop when she sees one too.