Ha seems this is alot harder than I thought...pity about maemo I really loved the look and feel (never used the newer n900 maemo) Iv also used meego for short period of time seemed amazing but couldnt use it properly due to the fact that meego didnt reconise my wifi..
I was gonna buy a ipod touch/ipad because I can use google docs ect ect but I dont run windows on any of my pc devices....I had a look at the vnc stuff in the links posted above I dont think Id feel ready yet trying something like that Im still really new to open source