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Rauha is offline Rauha
2010-03-26 , 21:58
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Important notice.


To people posting in Show your best photos taken with N900:

I understand that you like to take pictures of your house, plants that you somehow managed to keep alive, people who for some reason consider you to be their friend, your alcohol bottles and whatever random boring stuff. However, this is a serious open-source community. Unless your post includes C(++) code or at least POSIX commands you shouldn't post anything. Find relevant thread at digitalphotography.com and paste your pics there.


To people posting stuff about Themes, alternative boot videos, your Sketch made paintings or people actually using their Maemo device for something and wanting to share the results:

For f ucks sake just do not ! I can see that you are super-creative, and those people at local art school who turned down your application are going to kick their own gonads once they see your thread. It’s just that we are important people and don’t have time for your noise. Besides, your thread is going to crash the Internet, which is otherwise full of only relevant information.

To all sick perverts posting at porn vids made on your n900...:

Thanks to you twisted individuals; I’ve found the error in my ways. I used to let all these useless threads (see above) where people shared what they did with their Maemo devices to go without punishment. That’s because I’m the kind of person that I am. Now I have mended my ways and written extensive list of sarcastic comments in Emacs 9.5. These will be added as tags to all useless threads. In addition I've found really cool animated facepalm GIF from usenet.alt.KnowBetterDumbWits, which has facepalm images from 27 different Scifi/Animation/Corny 70’s TV shows.

This was a warning to everyone wanting to share what they do their with N900/N8x0. My Greasemonkey script will scan all active threads and find the ones, which don’t include code, whining about lack of features in N900 or fanboi wars. I’m coming to your threads and I will be armed with dry humour, GIFs and moral superiority.

Future is known, history will be rewritten.





This was attempt at sarcasm. It was inspired by all negative comments in this thread
 
hellnick is offline hellnick
2010-03-26 , 22:15
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Originally Posted by Rauha View Post
Important notice.


To people posting in Show your best photos taken with N900:

I understand that you like to take pictures of your house, plants that you somehow managed to keep alive, people who for some reason consider you to be their friend, your alcohol bottles and whatever random boring stuff. However, this is a serious open-source community. Unless your post includes C(++) code or at least POSIX commands you shouldn't post anything. Find relevant thread at digitalphotography.com and paste your pics there.


To people posting stuff about Themes, alternative boot videos, your Sketch made paintings or people actually using their Maemo device for something and wanting to share the results:

For f ucks sake just do not ! I can see that you are super-creative, and those people at local art school who turned down your application are going to kick their own gonads once they see your thread. It’s just that we are important people and don’t have time for your noise. Besides, your thread is going to crash the Internet, which is otherwise full of only relevant information.

To all sick perverts posting at porn vids made on your n900...:

Thanks to you twisted individuals; I’ve found the error in my ways. I used to let all these useless threads (see above) where people shared what they did with their Maemo devices to go without punishment. That’s because I’m the kind of person that I am. Now I have mended my ways and written extensive list of sarcastic comments in Emacs 9.5. These will be added as tags to all useless threads. In addition I've found really cool animated facepalm GIF from usenet.alt.KnowBetterDumbWits, which has facepalm images from 27 different Scifi/Animation/Corny 70’s TV shows.

This was a warning to everyone wanting to share what they do their with N900/N8x0. My Greasemonkey script will scan all active threads and find the ones, which don’t include code, whining about lack of features in N900 or fanboi wars. I’m coming to your threads and I will be armed with dry humour, GIFs and moral superiority.

Future is known, history will be rewritten.





This was attempt at sarcasm. It was inspired by all negative comments in this thread
Worst. Post. Ever.
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http://wiki.maemo.org/N900
 
LuckTR is offline LuckTR
2010-03-26 , 22:18
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roger_27 is offline roger_27
2010-03-26 , 22:19
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I dont even know if this thread deserves kudos for being clever, or a scolding for being so rude.

I guess sarcasm is an art, and you my friend are using fingerpaints
 
That One Guy is offline That One Guy
2010-03-26 , 22:22
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Originally Posted by Rauha View Post
Important notice.


To people posting in Show your best photos taken with N900:

:blah: :Blah: :blah:Unless your post includes C(++) code or at least POSIX commands you shouldn't post anything. Find relevant thread at digitalphotography.com and paste your pics there.
Where in hell is YOUR code? I don't see it in your post. Are you being a hypocrite?

To people posting stuff about Themes, alternative boot videos, your Sketch made paintings or people actually using their Maemo device for something and wanting to share the results:

For f ucks sake just do not ! I can see that you are super-creative, and those people at local art school who turned down your application are going to kick their own gonads once they see your thread. It’s just that we are important people and don’t have time for your noise. Besides, your thread is going to crash the Internet, which is otherwise full of only relevant information.

To all sick perverts posting at porn vids made on your n900...:

Thanks to you twisted individuals; I’ve found the error in my ways. I used to let all these useless threads (see above) where people shared what they did with their Maemo devices to go without punishment. That’s because I’m the kind of person that I am. Now I have mended my ways and written extensive list of sarcastic comments in Emacs 9.5. These will be added as tags to all useless threads. In addition I've found really cool animated facepalm GIF from usenet.alt.KnowBetterDumbWits, which has facepalm images from 27 different Scifi/Animation/Corny 70’s TV shows.

This was a warning to everyone wanting to share what they do their with N900/N8x0. My Greasemonkey script will scan all active threads and find the ones, which don’t include code, whining about lack of features in N900 or fanboi wars. I’m coming to your threads and I will be armed with dry humour, GIFs and moral superiority.
Here's a novel idea...

DON'T CLICK ON THOSE THREADS!

No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to look at the threads. I've never opened the N900 porn thread as it doesn't interest me. But you don't see me acting like a little butthurt school girl and complaining on an Internet forum about that thead (or others you have listed).

Jesus, man! Go get laid or something.

Seriously. Do it. Do it now. Go.

And if you're trying to be sarcastic, then I want my 30 seconds back. Don't worry, I won't cry about those precious lost 30 seconds.
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blue_led is offline blue_led
2010-03-26 , 22:27
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I think all post should be encrypted with 1 megabyte key and admission on forum must be approved by Linus Torvalds and sealed by Nokia executives.
 
festivalnut is offline festivalnut
2010-03-26 , 22:27
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ditto, if ur the kind of sensitive flower who gets easily offended and spends the rest of the night crying over how humanity has gone down the drain, dont click links ur likely to find offensive. and colour me a n900b but i have little or no idea what that threat actually means! faceplans? tagging threads as a punishment? someone please explain to me so i can be suitably scared. ps this pervert mourns the closing of the porn thread.
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dscobsct is offline dscobsct
2010-03-26 , 22:39
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where i come from people get warnings for posting crap like this.i bet ur a real fun guy to hang out with.
 
gianni_mar is offline gianni_mar
2010-03-26 , 22:55
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Rauha, you should get laid.... it would help you to relax!

Good luck man!
 
nibbles is offline nibbles
2010-03-26 , 23:01
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at the end of the Rauha its none of your business this isn't your forum, its the communities, which would be better off without posters like you, so i guess its more bye bye Rauha as your types of posts don't belong here, and i think ill get that script to ignore anything from you
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