Here's a fun thread I like to do every so often. Humorous quotes from people, books or who knows where. Here's one to start us off.

“Trail Point is only one of several towns in this area that spread out in every direction from the city square. This area we're now in is known as the Keep of Woes. It's sort of a demi-kingdom controlled by a coalition of thugs and mob bosses.” “Wow, tyranny by committee,” quipped Simon.