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Originally Posted by RAZOR
who?
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2011-06-14
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All this Nokia's talk about disruptions tires me already. How much can they talk? Release the Linux device already! I don't care whether it's disruptive or what. I'm just tired to wait for a decent, up to date and open Linux handset. Perfectionism is absurd, when in result you get nothing. Release often, release early.
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2011-06-14
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Originally Posted by shmerl
Let me ease your pain with a few facts about myself!
All this Nokia's talk about disruptions tires me already. How much can they talk? Release the Linux device already! I don't care whether it's disruptive or what. I'm just tired to wait for a decent, up to date and open Linux handset.
THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
True story!
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2011-06-14
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What? No Chuck Norris N9 items?
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2011-06-14
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Originally Posted by Texrat
Yes, at least a "Chuck Norris has an N9 with a keyboard" would have kept the post somewhat on topic.
What? No Chuck Norris N9 items?
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2011-06-14
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chuck norris once contacted nokia customer care and demanded the new meego 10.0 device with a holographic display, 100 core processor, and mind control. the rep explained that meego 2.0 is still not released, let alone 10.0, and that most of the tech he was talking about doesn't even exist in labs. chuck then sent a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack, to nokia CEO stephen elop.
needless to say, nokia has been building futuristic custom meego devices for chuck norris ever since.
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needless to say, nokia has been building futuristic custom meego devices for chuck norris ever since.
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2011-06-14
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Originally Posted by erendorn
Seems like even Chuck Norris has to wait for the N9 :/
Seems so, yes. Although he's running iOS5 on his N900 because he can port it for Maemo even without any source code. Which seems to be much easier than getting even any N9 HW specifications.
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2011-06-14
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first one symbian anna sec symbian belle after 
chuck
chuck
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