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Originally Posted by ste-phan View Post
good idea, Chuck knows how to blow up a company cleaner quicker cheaper than Elop. He knows how to make Elop reccon.

He can kickstart US launch with promotion movie featuring Chuck jumping in slow motion out of the flames of the alledged WP7 NOK hidden production facility in China, saving Elops child labourers and future mobile consumers from life time enslavement all while multitasking in bullet time on his N950x Avenger used as remote detonator communicating "mission accomplished" the same split second.
I dunno... I think Chuck Norris might be able to save Nokia. I refer you to the following evidence:

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Originally Posted by danramos View Post
I dunno... I think Chuck Norris might be able to save Nokia.
Sure, once accepted the vision of saving the world by blowing half of it to pieces the board should hire Chuck not Elop.
 
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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
You seriously are shooting for that "Most Hated Man" on TMO award, aren't you?
Hardly, there is a certain abill_uk who holds the title.
 

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Originally Posted by stlpaul View Post
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I'm sure that was The Duke, not Chuck.

But, this whole saga reminds me of the demise of Commodore in the early 90s after Mehdi Ali took over as CEO. That is a tale of unscrupulous slaughter and how one man and his minions butchered a highly successful tech company.
Then did a runner with the cash box.
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I'm just saying...


With him... Nokia has a CHANCE! A slim chance, but a chance!
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NOkia you will be saved..
 

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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
NOkia you will be saved..
Copy cat...
 

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Originally Posted by ste-phan View Post
Is this the "epic Nokia ceo resignation anticipation thread"?
 

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Originally Posted by ysss View Post
1 word.... gunphones.
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