Hey girl, you back? Have you finished fixing the N900 problems that I complained about and you promised to deal with?

You found me out.

no. still busy though. your greatness has affected our formal ideas of the world in a way impossible to measure.

Oh nice, put how-to-avoid-karpal-tunnel-while-typing-on-the-n900 on your list please. I may have to switch back to typing on a pc as I start having cramps in my thumbs.

Oh and also, guaranteed that my vision is deteriorating while looking at the screen as well.

What the N900 needs is a pee-app to compete with the app store's fart-app. You know something that generates a buzz. Like a voice recognition of peeing to determine one's health.

you are pretty good. wanna be my shrink?

OrangeBox, you posted this on one of your threads:

"Taking pictures (with the N900) with one hand is near impossible, because the slider either pops open ifI support the phone from the bottom with my thumb or if I support it from the back, the touch screen gets pushed."

...I am really struggling here to try to recreate this in real life.

The N900's camera button is at a totally different end of the phone to the slider. If you're taking pictures with one hand, holding the phone from both sides with that one hand to support its weight and your thumb or middle finger on the camera button, it is almost impossible to even touch the slider.

I cannot hold the N900 in any natural camera-button-pressing position where my thumb or fingers are even vaguely near the slider. I've tried one-handed and two-handed, nothing resembles your description.

The only explanation that makes sense is that you've never actually taken photos with an N900. Or else you're making stuff up.

Either way, you're deliberately misleading people into thinking this device is flawed in a way in which it isn't. Why?

I just noticed there's a God and Devil account here.

Genius.

Do not try to compare me or try to connect my existence in any way with this God guy.