Closed Thread
Thread Tools
skalogre's Avatar
Posts: 327 | Thanked: 249 times | Joined on Sep 2009 @ Λεμεσιανός, ρε!
#1011
Fine. Enough with the "fluff" posts. I'll have to start getting this thread back on topic myself.


*WIll the N900 make people like me?

*Will using the N900 in public make people think I am a deity walking among the plebeian dirty masses?

*Does it support MMS?

*Does it have WIndows ME preloaded or do I need to flash the firmware to WIndows 95 OSR2 first?

*Can I run S60 applications?

*Will the N900 make me look fat?

*Has it secretly shipped but the Illuminati are suppressing the distribution?

*Has Alan Sugar been secretly controlling our brains through telepathy since the release of the Amstrad CPC? I heard that Amstrad Locomotive Basic compiled backwards would cause the Amstrad CPC 664 to become sentient, force a memory dump of the user's brain which would then be transmitted telepathically to the aforementioned gentleman. Oh, the N900 has an 'N' in the name like the name Alan. So it is on topic.

*I heard that the TV series "The X-Files" was based on the real investigations Nokia's R&D did to develop the N900. Is that true?

*WIll it run Doom?

*Will it run Quake?

*Will it run Asteroids?

*I heard that Maemo is not based on Linux but on a super secret CP/M derivative that was built by time-travellers in the future and secretly squirelled away in a vault in a cave in the middle of Mongolia until one of the maemo.org moderators discovered it. Is that true?

*We passed the 1000 posts yet it has not been shipped yet. Do we have to wait for 1000 decimal or hexadecimal? Unless it is octal, in which case it is passed. But I don't like octal; it is decidedly an unsexy numerical system so I don't care.
 

The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to skalogre For This Useful Post:
Posts: 31 | Thanked: 5 times | Joined on Oct 2009 @ London UK
#1012
Originally Posted by papasfritas View Post
Expansys is reporting October 31st for Europe, November 1st in US for UK version.

I am going to be looking for the phone on the street of Hong Kong on an upcoming trip Oct 22nd-27th. If I'm lucky I might find one but somehow I doubt it
Yeah I am Also Gonna Do Same Will Go For HD2 listen Any Nokia Person We Cant wait anymore Just Tell Us The Exact Date On Which We will Have Our Hands On It.....
 
Psymastr's Avatar
Posts: 183 | Thanked: 66 times | Joined on Sep 2009
#1013
Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*WIll the N900 make people like me?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Will using the N900 in public make people think I am a deity walking among the plebeian dirty masses?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Does it support MMS?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Does it have WIndows ME preloaded or do I need to flash the firmware to WIndows 95 OSR2 first?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Can I run S60 applications?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Will the N900 make me look fat?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Has it secretly shipped but the Illuminati are suppressing the distribution?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Has Alan Sugar been secretly controlling our brains through telepathy since the release of the Amstrad CPC? I heard that Amstrad Locomotive Basic compiled backwards would cause the Amstrad CPC 664 to become sentient, force a memory dump of the user's brain which would then be transmitted telepathically to the aforementioned gentleman. Oh, the N900 has an 'N' in the name like the name Alan. So it is on topic.
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*I heard that the TV series "The X-Files" was based on the real investigations Nokia's R&D did to develop the N900. Is that true?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*WIll it run Doom?
Yes

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Will it run Quake?
Yes

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*Will it run Asteroids?
Yes

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*I heard that Maemo is not based on Linux but on a super secret CP/M derivative that was built by time-travellers in the future and secretly squirelled away in a vault in a cave in the middle of Mongolia until one of the maemo.org moderators discovered it. Is that true?
No

Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
*We passed the 1000 posts yet it has not been shipped yet. Do we have to wait for 1000 decimal or hexadecimal? Unless it is octal, in which case it is passed. But I don't like octal; it is decidedly an unsexy numerical system so I don't care.
No

Hopefully that answers your questions in great detail :P

Last edited by Psymastr; 2009-10-16 at 17:33. Reason: Typos
 

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Psymastr For This Useful Post:
Den in USA's Avatar
Posts: 1,390 | Thanked: 642 times | Joined on Nov 2007 @ California USA
#1014
Originally Posted by skalogre View Post
Fine. Enough with the "fluff" posts. I'll have to start getting this thread back on topic myself.


*WIll the N900 make people like me?

*Will using the N900 in public make people think I am a deity walking among the plebeian dirty masses?

*Does it support MMS?

*Does it have WIndows ME preloaded or do I need to flash the firmware to WIndows 95 OSR2 first?

*Can I run S60 applications?

*Will the N900 make me look fat?

*Has it secretly shipped but the Illuminati are suppressing the distribution?

*Has Alan Sugar been secretly controlling our brains through telepathy since the release of the Amstrad CPC? I heard that Amstrad Locomotive Basic compiled backwards would cause the Amstrad CPC 664 to become sentient, force a memory dump of the user's brain which would then be transmitted telepathically to the aforementioned gentleman. Oh, the N900 has an 'N' in the name like the name Alan. So it is on topic.

*I heard that the TV series "The X-Files" was based on the real investigations Nokia's R&D did to develop the N900. Is that true?

*WIll it run Doom?

*Will it run Quake?

*Will it run Asteroids?

*I heard that Maemo is not based on Linux but on a super secret CP/M derivative that was built by time-travellers in the future and secretly squirelled away in a vault in a cave in the middle of Mongolia until one of the maemo.org moderators discovered it. Is that true?

*We passed the 1000 posts yet it has not been shipped yet. Do we have to wait for 1000 decimal or hexadecimal? Unless it is octal, in which case it is passed. But I don't like octal; it is decidedly an unsexy numerical system so I don't care.
Thanks, Skalogre, I was falling asleep here at work! Your post woke me up!
__________________
N800 / Diablo / 16gb int / 16gb ext / Globalsat BT-359 gps ..... Dell Streak 5 - Android 2.2.2
 
JayOnThaBeat's Avatar
Posts: 1,028 | Thanked: 578 times | Joined on Mar 2009 @ Chicago
#1015
Originally Posted by Psymastr View Post
Last edited by Psymastr; Today at 12:33 PM. Reason: Typos
Typos???

What, did you spell YES wrong???
__________________
maemo.org search
I AM NOT A ROLE-MODEL.
 
Posts: 2,014 | Thanked: 1,581 times | Joined on Sep 2009
#1016
Here is something to drool over while waiting.

http://thenokiablog.com/2009/10/15/n...3g-speed-test/
__________________
Class .. : Power Poster, Potential Coder
Humor .. : [*********] Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Patience : [***-------] Weapon(s): +2 Logic Mace
Agro ... : |*****-----] Relic(s) : G1, N900

 
skalogre's Avatar
Posts: 327 | Thanked: 249 times | Joined on Sep 2009 @ Λεμεσιανός, ρε!
#1017
Blast it. I forgot I must have an animal image in my post in order to stay on topic and within the spirit of the thread. Right, here we go:

 

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to skalogre For This Useful Post:
Posts: 716 | Thanked: 303 times | Joined on Sep 2009 @ Sheffield, UK
#1018
Originally Posted by Bratag View Post
Here is something to drool over while waiting.

http://thenokiablog.com/2009/10/15/n...3g-speed-test/
I doubt using a FLASH speed test is optimal as the N900 will still be CPU bound.
 
Posts: 946 | Thanked: 1,650 times | Joined on Oct 2009 @ Germany
#1019
Dear reader,

to be honest, you might be surprised to hear that almost all postings in this thread were written by my fellow employees here at Nokia.
It has been so much fun to fool you *LOL* but after 1000 posts we're getting tired and would rather start our annual Quake tournament
on our shiny new N900s.

LayZ - Supply Chain Management, Nokia HQ

PS: Damn, my boss has been asking me about signing that N900 final release paperwork for several weeks... but the first prize for that tournament is 1 month of paid vacation. So, wish me good luck!
 
spinnukur's Avatar
Posts: 569 | Thanked: 159 times | Joined on Sep 2009 @ District of Columbia
#1020
Wooooohhoooooo over 1000 **** posts! YES
Attached Images
  
__________________
To find yourself, think for yourself

-Socrates 469 BC
 
Closed Thread

Tags
boost karma here!, collective psychosis, drillee machine, elvis has an n900, fictional hardware, fixed in harmattan, funny tag competition, gimmie-gimmie-gimmie!!!, godot, haiku, is it here yet???, just around the corner, n900 & prejudice, n900 holy war, n900 shipping, no!, peter is so hot, poetry, private investigator, spy satellite, time killer, tweets showcase, urge to kill rising

Thread Tools

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 15:57.