Explaining a joke dilutes its value.

It's a given that a joke on the internet isn't going to be immediately grasped by every reader. I am absolutely NOT going to break one down for every culture on the planet, Karel, sorry.

*sigh*

It is definitely No Fun Wednesday. : /

Cheer up! Here ... have some yummy bong water (and a big bag of Doritoes).

make that TWO bags and you have a deal.

I'd give you one of the burgers I cooked up, but I ate them all. Sorry.

Hey, we should try out a new slogan:

Internet Tablet Talk, where the fun lasts for about 30 seconds and then the stinkers arrive!

I am beginning to think the yucks are all in my head.

Hmm. I probably just opened myself up to armchair internet psychoanalysis...

I don't think it tastes all that good.

And now you can't sell flavoured bong water?

LOL!! Mr. Stoner wants to ban Potsicles? Maybe he's over-compensating for something? :P

Ok - No lie - I was delivered by a Dr. Slaughter (it's on my birth certificate). What was my mother thinking? Would you want a man named Slaughter to deliver your baby?

Don't know the current law, but for many years in the UK you were allowed to sell marijuana seeds as it was just the leaves that were illegal.

During that time, there was a special BBC news report where they found this mail order company selling marijuana seeds in a package with sun lamps, soil etc etc, pretty much everything you needed to grow your own weed. The head of the company insisted throughout an interview that the seeds were being sold as fishbait, with the gardening equipment just an unrelated bonus item.

If only we could get some Dank air freshener.