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roger_27 is offline roger_27
2010-04-18 , 02:18
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whats the difference between pr 1.2 and an exterminator ? the exterminator shows up on time to fix your bug problems

how many PR 1.2 updates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? we dont know yet !

why didn't PR 1.1 marry PR 1.2? because pr 1.2 never showed up to the wedding!

PR 1.2 walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we dont serve your kind here, you always pay the tab months after you say you will!"

whats the difference between your girlfriends/wife's period and PR 1.2? if the period doesnt show up you can garantee it will arrive in exactly 9 months.

PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, some time after you i guess.
PR 1.2: I'm getting released???

PR 1.2 called and said he was showing up for my birthday next week, but my birthday was in february..

any one got anymore??
ps. thank to Nokia for working on it. have a sense of humor !!
 
sophocha is offline sophocha
2010-04-18 , 02:37
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Why does a blonde PR1.2 keeps staring at a carton full of orange juice???

Because it says 'concentrate' (juice) on it.
 
gryedouge is offline gryedouge
2010-04-18 , 02:47
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#3
ROFL @roger_27 MORE!! MORE!! MORE!!

+1
 
stone17 is offline stone17
2010-04-18 , 02:52
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Whats the difference between the Day of Judgment and Day of PR 1.2 release?

There is no difference, both are fictitious.
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ioan is offline ioan
2010-04-18 , 03:01
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#5
Not a PR 1.2 joke:

A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
- Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
- O.K., hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:
- Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
- They had eggs
 
roger_27 is offline roger_27
2010-04-18 , 05:05
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#6
PR 1.2 sees a unicorn and gasps! "Oh my god it exists!" and the unicorn says "I feel the same about way about you!"
 
Scharel is offline Scharel
2010-04-18 , 05:20
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#7
Chuck Norris has PR 1.2 on his N900, twice.
 
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juanenrique is offline juanenrique
2010-04-18 , 05:33
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...in soviet russia, PR 1.2 releases YOU!... :P
 
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Kurele is offline Kurele
2010-04-18 , 05:40
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Not really a joke lol... Lyrics from a song... FT. PR 1.2
"I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2 is on my list of the best things in life
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss I can't resist
Because pr 1.2 it's what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see"

These lyrics have been in my head the past week!
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juanenrique is offline juanenrique
2010-04-18 , 05:43
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Originally Posted by Kurele View Post
Not really a joke lol... Lyrics from a song... FT. PR 1.2
"I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2 is on my list of the best things in life
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss I can't resist
Because pr 1.2 it's what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see"

These lyrics have been in my head the past week!
...now that's sad... thanks for making me feel better about myself! (just kiddin' )
 
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