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	volt	2011-05-31 , 17:43
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Originally Posted by mbo

Ballmer: You know, you've gotta be at least THIS hung to get your job back!
Elop: Uhm, you know that was never the problem, Big Steve. It's just... hard to measure up when... down... You know... It's... the old... Elop/flop problem...

	Texrat	2011-05-31 , 17:43
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/me shakes fist at ysss for stealing thunder. Rar!

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	Dave999	2011-05-31 , 17:47
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Steve: "what's the problem?"

Elop: "Look down there. I'm a girl"

	Texrat	2011-05-31 , 17:48
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Originally Posted by mbo

Elop: "I'm telling you, the new Nokia will ROCK! You can take that to the bank! Our competitors are going DOWN!"
Ballmer: "Whatever."

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sjgadsby	2011-05-31 , 17:53
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Originally Posted by mbo

Awesome! They're each demonstrating one of the N900 gestures we discussed in San Francisco. Elop is showing "I'll tap as soon as the real app replaces this #$*!@ splash image", while Ballmer performs that old favorite, "What the #@$*& are you doing now?"

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mbo	2011-05-31 , 17:54
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Originally Posted by mbo

Steve: Me and my young fellow here are gonna ram this company into the ground!

	ysss	2011-05-31 , 17:55
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Originally Posted by mbo

Steve: "And what was it like before you took those blue pills?"

Elop: "..."

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	Sopwith	2011-05-31 , 17:57
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Elop: "NOK is going down..."
Ballmer: "So what? At least TMO is fun again, short-lived as it may be..."

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	Dave999	2011-05-31 , 18:01
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I thought I could put an end to it with my boring joke. But they just keep coming...

	Texrat	2011-05-31 , 18:01
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I'm going to pay dearly for starting this, I know. I'll just blame mbo.

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