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2010-09-22
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2010-09-22
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Your face is crap..... please delete....
I mean, really.. why did you even look or post in here then? hah Truth be told, this thread isn't turning out in an unexpected manner. Man--I NEVER see it de-evolve this quickly or badly in the Droid or Motorola forums I hang around. You get the same sort of questions, sure.. but they don't get anywhere near the same amount of time to languish into silly sarcasm and twit remarks because the companies involved tend to deliver on the expectations they've set, and the snarks tend to be the outliers rather than the norm.
You, sir, are not part of the solution. You, SIR, are part of the problem. I say to you, SIR, GOOD DAY!
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2010-09-22
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Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
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2010-09-22
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2010-09-23
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infact chuck norris should be factored into ANY equation, nothing is beyond his influence. of particular note is that when factoring in an infinite number of multiverses, there is still only one chuck norris, he is a constant (threat). therefore the pan-dimensional woodchuck may chuck 42 wood, weather permitting.
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2010-09-23
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2010-09-23
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PR1.3 will be out next month according to this link from Denmark.
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i leave running this forum as they are coming with bats, belts, a slipper and pistols LOL bye
Last edited by CodeNote; 2010-09-22 at 20:38.