Today's nominee for Most Unintended Irony.

Hoo boy! Have we got a good troll on our hands!

Second!

I'm trying to decide between two responses, so I'll post them both:

Please relax a bit while the soft, gentlemanly horse **cks you.

Kicks, of course; what did you think the horse was trying to do?

So this will never be as polished as Apple products as disappointing as that is.

Precisely as disappointing as that is. But it may be approximated as negative infinity with little loss of accuracy.

Oh, and Texrat? What do you mean, 'Unintended'?

I mean I really don't think he meant to be so extravagantly ironic.

From Wikipedia:


Chew on it. Also, I do not intend to clutter this forum with redundant or irrelevant post so no point in trying to get me to respond. This is my 3d and the last post in this thread. Don't despair though I post in other places.

Reminds me of that guy who was here on itt long time ago when i think he predicted the date of the os update. He was real funny. I miss him

Still think unintended, Tex?

Class, here we have a prime example of what's known as the self-aware troll. This rare variant is one notch above the typical troll (see: Grimm's Fairy Tales) in manners, initiative and appearance. Although the troll lacks higher abilities such as abstract thinking, it can pass the Turing artificial intelligence test if motivated enough by a hard whip and the promise of pickled kittens.

Although often confused with the GED-passing ogre, the self-aware troll however has no true credentials and thus seeks self-validation through invoking the ire of others. It thrives on outraged feedback generated by its wanton tossing of stinkbombs into crowded theaters, carefully crafting each load of crap so that it looks sincere and well-constructed. However, true troll-watchers recognize this useless offal for what it truly is and will often purposefully act to draw fire from the troll, creating an additional theater of ironic humor which the troll cannot process. This often leads to recursive cycles of bait-and-flame which provide much merriment for seasoned observers.

The least common of these creatures are those who begin a flamewar, later proclaim innocence and good intentions, then honor their promise to no longer foster further boosting of their fragile egos at the expense of forum decorum. These variants are so extremely rare that they have only occasionally been spotted on the fringes of the internet. More commonly, said trolls return to the scene of the crime to get one last word in or haunt the thread to see what nasty things are said about them.

Regardless, a merry time is had by most, and isn't that what life is all about?

This thread has gone far enough.

Let's move on.