endso for the president! Hip hip hurray!

Thanks for the nomination, but right now I don't have nearly as much time for sfos+this forum as when I was most active a few weeks ago so I think I'll pass.

Sounds like something Bender from Futurama would say!

Hahahhahaaaa....
ahh....thanks pichlo...
a mention for president is a humbling thing...
that being said...
I prefer the traditional realistic Machiavellian titles of the choice being between either..
a malevolent dictator ...
or ..
(my favourite ..)
a benevolent kindly tyrannical despot for life...

all that aside...
(and speaking of presidents...)
elect me as supreme overlord ..
and I promise as my first order of business..
is to build a wall out of Trumps ...
(please note ...I said "out of" ...not "for" ...or "around"...)

I believe that once the entire Trump family has been held to account ..and has been pureed in a giant blender...
they would make an excellent fat "putty" ...a good rich "filler" for the mortar for the blocks of the needed walls and dykes to keep at bay the rising ocean levels to protect inhabited low-lying areas of the world...
fitting that they should ultimately "help" deal with the climate change issue that this consuming and destructive family of "flat earthers" are currently ignoring and actively promoting against ...to the detriment of all.
I think the Kardashian family as well may be able to "help" in the building of this wall..
since ...their usefulness and contribution to humanity ...is about on par with the Trump family ...
I am positive in fact...that there are MANY such people on this planet...who are of greater or lesser calibre...who would be fitting "contributors" to the needed wall...
I believe the benefit of their "help" ...and the absence of their current form of "physical manifestation" ...would be not only a huge saving in expenses in material costs for the wall...
But that also they will contribute greatly to the betterment of humanity ...by their absence....

(didn't even mention my laser mounted cats in this missive...see! ...better and better ...every day...)

Thanks Feathers...that is a mighty impressive comparison...
sadly ...
Groening steals all the futurama ideas from me on a daily basis...
he just sits remotely with his notepad jotting down what I say...
since he just listens in on the radio frequency that the fillings in my teeth output ...

I nominate (in no particular order)

• wikiwide
• endsormeans
• pichlo
• juiceme
• m4r0v3r

Ok...
Nonononono...
Enough is enough...
2 nomination mentions and a vote for dicta-...er...president ..
is taking me far more seriously ....
than I do ...

Please vote for for the safe ..
stable ...
and consistent ...
bowls of porridge to the left and right of me...

(not that I am calling my fellow nominees "bowls of porridge"...I mean you are all far safer voting LITERALLY for the bowls of porridge to the left and right of me...I made too much porridge this morning...and so have 2 bowls more of it to eat...hm..actually...it is my first lie in (almost) office...it isn't actually porridge ...it is a step up...Red River Cereal...)

Flattering as it is, I have to warn you. I have been a Councillor once and that was not a big success. I would even go as far as calling it a total fiasco. My membership was completely pointless, I did not contribute anything useful. At all. Not a sausage. Zilch. Nada.

Nevertheless, I have considered it and guess what? I am willing to accept the nomination onder one condition. That gerbick accepts mine.

I have spoken. Howgh!

That sound familiar

Thanks for the nomination sicelo and sorry but I have to decline. No worries though, a fine list of candidates already accepted