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2010-04-29
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No PR 1.2 out .. still wainting ..
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2010-04-29
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Originally Posted by Dave999
Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the third place corner.
HaHa...Duke Nukem is the second most used line in this thread after PR 1.2
EDIT: third place Chuck Norris
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2010-04-29
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chuck norris won an award today.
Kanye West sat politely in his seat.
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise
chuck norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result
chuck norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
When God said "let there be light"
chuck norris said "say please"
Jesus may be able to walk on water.
But chuck norris can swim through land.
I played chuck norris at Connect Four.
He beat me in three moves!
With the rising cost of gasoline, chuck norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
There is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, chuck norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
chuck norris chases down his own echos to ask why the **** they answered back.
Children wear superman pyjamas, superman wears chuck norris pyjamas.
chuck norris can do a wheely on a unicycle
Crop circles are chuck norris' way of saying corn should lie the **** down. Why doesnt chuck norris drink water?
Childrens tears taste better.
Kanye West sat politely in his seat.
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise
chuck norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result
chuck norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
When God said "let there be light"
chuck norris said "say please"
Jesus may be able to walk on water.
But chuck norris can swim through land.
I played chuck norris at Connect Four.
He beat me in three moves!
With the rising cost of gasoline, chuck norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
There is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, chuck norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
chuck norris chases down his own echos to ask why the **** they answered back.
Children wear superman pyjamas, superman wears chuck norris pyjamas.
chuck norris can do a wheely on a unicycle
Crop circles are chuck norris' way of saying corn should lie the **** down. Why doesnt chuck norris drink water?
Childrens tears taste better.
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2010-04-29
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#2744
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Lol, thank you whoever renamed the thread.
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2010-04-29
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@hedgemonsta:
Hmmm... you should be more careful... If Chuck Norris saw you writing his name in all lowercase, he'd make sure you'd never write anything ever again.
Hmmm... you should be more careful... If Chuck Norris saw you writing his name in all lowercase, he'd make sure you'd never write anything ever again.
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2010-04-29
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Im not that worried, I am good friends with Mr T !
(also if chuck norris is reading - im sorry - I just wanted to get it up to 3000 posts and having your name in is bound to do it)
Last edited by hedgemonsta; 2010-04-29 at 10:40.
(also if chuck norris is reading - im sorry - I just wanted to get it up to 3000 posts and having your name in is bound to do it)
Last edited by hedgemonsta; 2010-04-29 at 10:40.
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2010-04-29
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whats with the lame chuck noriss jokes?
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2010-04-29
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I am glad they finally fixed the misleading thread title, but someone needs to swap one of their tags with Chuck Norris.
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2010-04-29
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#2749
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Lower case and spelt wrong - oh dear - he is gonna kung fu your ***!
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2010-04-29
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This thread isn't
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