Wow, can you forward that email to me???

While we're at it, forward me the email as well. It's better than the usual forwards I get. And besides, perhaps I can help this Nigerian Prince, err Lawyer with some other shipping containers.

Hey, quit horning in on my business!

Hey, cheer up! He's Nigerian. I'm sure he has more than enough business for the both of us

So are you going to pay full price for a new n810? What a pity!

No, actually, I tried to apply for that program and they turned me down! They said I'll get a full credit report in the mail in 3-5 business days.

I heard that if you don't acknowledge the credit report someone close to you will suffer a serious illness and you'll experience a severe financial disaster.

Reminds me of those commercials with those old, shady white guys in crappy suits and shoes saying stuff like, "You have just won the lottery of the glorious nation of Aspenstan. You have acquired an abundance of wealth. All you need to do is process this minor cashier's check, where I can receive a small portion of the winnings...."

The best thing about the 409'ers is that you can scam them back. "Oh, but for me to send you the $1000 you need to get your money, I'll need $500."

It works more often than you'd think.

LOL zero. I've replied with similar offers, and sometimes I even get these very patient responses trying to explain the deal to me again.