They're maemo and MeeGo... "Meamo!" sounds like what Zorro would say to catherine zeta jones... after she slaps him for looking at her dirtily...
vlc --intf=http --sout '#transcode{vcodec=mp1v,vb=384,scale=0.75,acodec=m pga,ab=64,channels=2}:std{access=http,mux=mpeg1,ds t=:1234}'
Just gotta figure out how to direct it to where my video files are.
Edit: Figured it out