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#31
canny funny this thread like!
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#32
how many pr1.2's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, thats a hardware issue!

pr1.2 is like jesus. you have to have faith beyond proof that it exists, only then can it enter your life and make you ready for enlightenment.

hitler and osama arguing over who caused most suffering and anguish, in walks pr 1.2 and they both shut up

chuck norris doesn't need pr 1.2, he opens xterm, types [WORK] and has portrait mode, mms, ussd, hd recording and playback, and psx4all plays ps3 games. and all that without even using sudo!
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#33
here's a good one:
Albert Einstein said: Two things are infinite: the universe and the time till release of pr 1.2; and i'm not sure about the universe.
 
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#34
I think the best joke has to be on all those who check and post in the PR1.2 speculation 10 times a day!
 
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#35
A Nokia manager and two members of his staff who worked on the development of the N900, a hardware engineer and a programmer for PR1.2, are in a car. While on the way to a meeting, its brakes fail, and it nearly goes out of control almost killing them all. Fortunately, they are able to stop it without causing an accident. They all get out, look at the car, and the engineer says "I'll repair the brakes." The manager says "No, I'll organise a committee, arrange meetings, hold an inquest and, through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." Then the programmer says "I think the best way is to drive back to just before the spot where the brakes failed, and then go along the same route to see if the fault happens again."
 
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#36
Originally Posted by Venemo View Post
Public Release.
It is a synonym for RTM (Release to Market) and GA (General Availability).
That wrong:

PR stands for "Perhaps we Release (perhaps not)"
RTM stands for "Recover The Money" (or "Read The <bad word of choice> Manual")

and last

GA stands for "General Antilles".
 
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#37
Originally Posted by Dave999 View Post
Starcraft 2 and pr 1.2 will be releaese at the same time. Even though I'm not sure that starcraft 2 will be possible to play on n900. But nokia have not confirmed or denied yet, so it's still possible
Ah! April Fools!
Starcraft II is about to be released (well it's in Beta now)!!!!
 
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#38
Originally Posted by anidel View Post
That wrong:

PR stands for "Perhaps we Release (perhaps not)"
RTM stands for "Recover The Money" (or "Read The <bad word of choice> Manual")

and last

GA stands for "General Antilles".
PR = Pubic Rash
 
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#39
Why is PR 1.2 so late?
Becouse developers cannot reach the office without ovi maps 3
 
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#40
Next update will be twice as powerfull, need 10.000 times more space and only the five richest kings in Europe will get it! (Prof. Frink)
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