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2010-04-18
, 02:37
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@ Cyprus
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#2
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Why does a blonde PR1.2 keeps staring at a carton full of orange juice???
Because it says 'concentrate' (juice) on it.
Because it says 'concentrate' (juice) on it.
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2010-04-18
, 02:47
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Joined on Mar 2010
@ International
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#3
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ROFL @roger_27 MORE!! MORE!! MORE!!
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2010-04-18
, 02:52
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#4
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Whats the difference between the Day of Judgment and Day of PR 1.2 release?
There is no difference, both are fictitious.
Last edited by stone17; 2010-04-18 at 02:55.
There is no difference, both are fictitious.
Last edited by stone17; 2010-04-18 at 02:55.
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2010-04-18
, 03:01
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Joined on Feb 2006
@ Salem, OR
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#5
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Not a PR 1.2 joke:
A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
- Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
- O.K., hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:
- Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
- They had eggs
A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
- Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
- O.K., hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:
- Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
- They had eggs
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2010-04-18
, 05:05
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Joined on Jan 2010
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#6
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PR 1.2 sees a unicorn and gasps! "Oh my god it exists!" and the unicorn says "I feel the same about way about you!"
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2010-04-18
, 05:20
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Joined on Dec 2009
@ Munich or Luxembourg
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#7
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Chuck Norris has PR 1.2 on his N900, twice.
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2010-04-18
, 05:33
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Joined on Nov 2009
@ | MAD | MEX | MOW |
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#8
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...in soviet russia, PR 1.2 releases YOU!... :P
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2010-04-18
, 05:40
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@ Colorado
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Not really a joke lol... Lyrics from a song... FT. PR 1.2
"I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2 is on my list of the best things in life
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss I can't resist
Because pr 1.2 it's what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see"
These lyrics have been in my head the past week!
"I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2 is on my list of the best things in life
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss I can't resist
Because pr 1.2 it's what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see"
These lyrics have been in my head the past week!
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2010-04-18
, 05:43
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#10
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Originally Posted by Kurele
...now that's sad... thanks for making me feel better about myself!
Not really a joke lol... Lyrics from a song... FT. PR 1.2
"I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2 is on my list of the best things in life
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss I can't resist
Because pr 1.2 it's what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see"
These lyrics have been in my head the past week!
(just kiddin' 
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how many PR 1.2 updates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? we dont know yet !
why didn't PR 1.1 marry PR 1.2? because pr 1.2 never showed up to the wedding!
PR 1.2 walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we dont serve your kind here, you always pay the tab months after you say you will!"
whats the difference between your girlfriends/wife's period and PR 1.2? if the period doesnt show up you can garantee it will arrive in exactly 9 months.
PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, some time after you i guess.
PR 1.2: I'm getting released???
PR 1.2 called and said he was showing up for my birthday next week, but my birthday was in february..
any one got anymore??
ps. thank to Nokia for working on it. have a sense of humor !!