I know that there is nothing perfect in this world, so tell me, what irks you / what do you hate the most about the N900?

The only thing I hate about my N900 is the fact that I'm always tempted to take it out of my pocket. Sometimes, I don't even listen to my teacher in class because I'm having too much fun playing with my N900.
Really, I hate nothing about it, but that's my opinion!! :P

that there is no direct button to go to your sms! you have to go through the menu and conversations

I hate that it inspires threads like this one.

Portrait mode..I know all the apps cant be made in portrait mode but at least the home screen and widgets etc. and maybe even some of the native apps

just add a shortcut do your desktop

Every now when I am really drunk and out partying, my N900 makes obscene SMS's to my girlfriend. I tried to tell her its the N900 and I'm too drunk to SMS, but she doesn't believe me.

(Oh, and I would like a 3rd party GPS navigation software)

I really hate the fact it is being repaired (HW issue)

I hate the amount of time it takes up. The hours I spend on tmo, the time wasted chatting to new friends on twitter, the way an hour of IRC has become almost a ritual at bedtime.

I hate the fact that even when I force myself offline, I'm playing games, watching videos, listening to music. A good PDA is supposed to make the owner more productive: n900 has failed miserably and has almost taken over my life because I love it so much. I've even stopped thinking about men - I dream about n900.

Who will rid me of this turbulent device?

(I mildly dislike having to set the alarm to 'none' on every entry)

The only thing that bothers me is how it is being dumbed down (from previous Maemo versions) in expectation of success--so that the masses don't hurt themselves or others.