I used my Lumia 800 for about 5 mins before almost falling in to a coma because it's so boring. To be fair, my response to Harmattan was similar. After a few minutes of swiping, I asked myself 'is that it?'. ZZZZZZZZzzzzz.

If Nokia sell 37m Windoze Phones this year, I'll show my bare arse in Elops' chosen department store.