I'm a MScIS (Master of Science in Information Systems), but that's besides the point. If you know how to rebalance a red-black tree then we can talk. How can Apache kill IIS? In most professional correspondence I've done with clients Apache was ALWAYS a dumb front end to IIS or some other middle tier. Straight Apache only sites are good for nothing. With Apache all you can do is PHP/CGI/Perl/maybe Python which all are Mickey Mouse technologies. With IIS, you can have .NET.
I thought OrangeBox might have been just a bit slow and inflammatory, but now it's pretty obvious he's a troll.