Because me asking nicely for some questions to be answered didn't work. Because the FAQ had over 5000 views and I haven't been able to get 5 of my own questions answered.

So I'm making a point. Yes, it's a jerk thing to do (and I am a jerk for it) but just as they are under no obligation to help me, I am under no obligation to help them either. If people want to stop being so lazy and help out I'll help them too.