Oh, the pun... the pain...

Which reminds me of a story:

A little boy went racing into his house all excited one Friday after school.

"Mama, mama!" he yelled, "the circus is coming to town this weekend."

"That's nice," his mama replied as she was preparing supper. "We'll have to go."

"And guess what?" he continued, "they're having a contest. Who ever has the biggest package, wins a free turkey!"

Now he had his mama's full attention. She turned around and waved her big wooden spoon at him. "Now, boy, I don't want you pulling all your junk out just to win some damn bird!"

The boy waved her off, "Oh mama, I won't pull it all out-- just enough to win the turkey."